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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.