Funny Quotes / Friends

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.