Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.