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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.
You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Every tall girl needs a short best friend.