Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friendship is the key to everything

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।