Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.