Funny Quotes / Friends

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Our craziness made us best friends.