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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.