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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friends are our chosen family.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything