Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friends are our chosen family.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.