Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.