Funny Quotes / Friends

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.