Funny Quotes / Friends

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.