Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.