Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is the key to everything

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

All the best people are crazy.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.