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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

All the best people are crazy.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.