Funny Quotes / Friends

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friends are our chosen family.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.