Funny Quotes / Friends

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friendship is the key to everything

All the best people are crazy.