Funny Quotes / Friends

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Friends are our chosen family.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.