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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.
Our craziness made us best friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.
We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.