Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

All the best people are crazy.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.