Funny Quotes / Friends

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.