Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.