Funny Quotes / Friends

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.