Funny Quotes / Friends

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.