Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friends are our chosen family.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.