Funny Quotes / Friends

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.