Funny Quotes / Friends

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

All the best people are crazy.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.