Funny Quotes / Friends

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.