Funny Quotes / Friends

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.