Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.