Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

All the best people are crazy.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.