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Funny Quotes / Friends

Welcome to our collection of hilarious quotes for friends! Here, you'll find the perfect blend of humor and camaraderie, celebrating the joy of friendship through laughter. Share these funny quotes with your friends and create unforgettable memories together!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.