Funny Quotes / Friends

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।