Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

All the best people are crazy.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.