Funny Quotes / Friends

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.