Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.