Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.