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जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friends are our chosen family.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

All the best people are crazy.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.