Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

All the best people are crazy.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!