Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।