Funny Quotes / Friends

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends are our chosen family.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.