Funny Quotes / Friends

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Our craziness made us best friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.