Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is being equally annoying.