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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!
Happiness is having crazy friends.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.
Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.
Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.