Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friends are our chosen family.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.