Funny Quotes / Friends

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

All the best people are crazy.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.