Funny Quotes / Friends

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Our craziness made us best friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.