Funny Quotes / Friends

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.