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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

All the best people are crazy.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.